May 2012
31 posts
Clearly it is time
It is time to
Drink coffee
Rearrange furniture
I held a baby this morning
It was nice.
rosalarian:
“People get really irritated by mental illness. ‘Just fucking get it together! Suck it up, man!’ I had a breakdown, and a spiritual friend came to visit me in the psych ward. And they said, ‘You need to get out of here. Because this is the story you’re telling yourself. You know, Patch Adams has this great work-group camp where you can learn how to really celebrate life.’ It’s...
A few years ago I lost my temper with my kids and in my anger I told them that...
– sugar is back and bringing me all of the crying. (via isabelthespy)
liquidiousfleshbag:
nanner:
undercoverportlypenguin:
I hate baths. I see them as laying around in your own filth. Ew. If I take a bubble bath or a soaking bath, I shower off afterward. Ew.
You are washing yourself in BUTT WATER. Water that been all up in your ass crack is right next your face. Think about it, people!
that’s why you shower right before you take a bath!
and then again...
farriswheels:
liquidiousfleshbag:
nortonn:
stfuconfederates:
socialistictendencies:
thirdw0rld:
why would you eat meat when fruit is available
why would you eat fruit when meat is available
Why would you eat food when babies are available #atheism
Why would you eat if alcohol is available.
why would you eat meat when men are available
Why would you eat food when Soylent...
99 Photography Problems, and How to Solve Them →
photojojo:
You’ve got 99 photo problems, but a camera ain’t one.
via Reddit
More like 99 questions, but the info is good.
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
Here is the thing, okay? Coming into a feminist conversation with, “Have you...
– Fugivitus: A few things to consider when you find a feminist blog (via absolutely-spiffing)
sometimes grace and i fight over my keyboard.
sometimes grace pretends to be me on the internet.
what a mystery!!!
4h5w6kkillo tgus ua joah not grace
my butt is NONONONONO STIP IT GFUCK