regexkind:

I think that when we tell teenagers that their lives will be over if they don’t have the most perfect possible trajectory through the education system, that this is, perhaps, if I may be bold, not good for them,

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bokettochild:

iffondrels-library:

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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Quote from “Watership Down,” by Richard Adams.

Ink, inkwash, highlighter.

well okay then!

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aberrant-angel:

mengjue:

Ūropi (Europe)

Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.

While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.

hey isn’t that the place where River Gulu is

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shannanigansart:

lanaluuart:

A Lotor break to bring you Mimivee’s! I might do more Mimikyu costumes as well.

OMG PLS II NEED THESE

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joaniejustwokeup:

teaboot:

Hey weird question but what happens if you put two reasonably likeable anthropologists of wildly different cultures together in the same room? Do they study each other? CAN they? Is it like an infinite conversational feedback loop? I’m imagining two dogs eternally sniffing each others butts at the park

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asparklethatisblue:

emperorclaudiusofficial:

promithiae:

challa-ho:

A man goes to see his Rabbi in a panic, and he gets there and he says, “Rabbi you’ll never guess what! My son has run away to become a Christian!” And the Rabbi responds, “Well you’ll never guess what! My son has also run away to become a Christian!” So the man asks the Rabbi what to do and the Rabbi says that they should pray to G-d. So they pray and tell him of their plight and G-d replies, “You’ll never guess what!”

- An old Hasidic joke that my Dad likes to tell me

An old Jewish lady ducks into a church one night during a sudden rain shower. The priest comes in while she’s waiting out the rain and says, “you can’t be here, we don’t allow your kind in here.”

So the lady stands up and grabs the baby jesus statue from their nativity scene and says, “come along bubbala, you heard the man, we aren’t allowed in here”

-my grandmother’s favorite joke

A rabbi goes to see his friend the bishop. “Listen,” he says, “there’s something I’ve never quite understood about the Catholic church. it’s hierarchical, right?”

“Right,” says the bishop. 

“So,” says the rabbi, “if you do a really great job as a bishop, you might become…what?”

“Well,” says the bishop, “if I’m fortunate, I might become an archbishop.”

“And if you do a really great job as an archbishop?”

“I suppose, someday, I could even be a cardinal.”

“And if you do a really great job as a cardinal?”

“I guess after that I could, theoretically, become the Pope.”

“And if you do a really great job as the Pope?”

“What would you expect me to become after the Pope?” says the bishop, who’s starting to get a little annoyed. “God Himself?”

The rabbi shrugs. “Well,” he says “one of our boys made it.” 

I know another one.

One night at a nunnery the nuns are woken by loud singing and drunken revelry. They look and see its some Jews celebrating one thing or another just outside.

“You can’t be here!” The nuns say angrily. “This is disrespectful, don’t you know we are the brides of Christ?”

“oh, then that’s no issue, we’re from the groom’s side!”

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mtgtips:

Magic the Gathering tip: if you’re ever losing a game of magic the gathering, try winning instead

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hapalopus:

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You should all come and play runescape with me

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retrogamingblog2:

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might wanna do those calculations again chrissy

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isopresso:

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イカ

Squid

2024.3.15

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foone:

foone:

I’d be a lot more willing to believe the whole “what if reality is a simulation?” hypothesis if I didn’t know speedrunners.

The world can’t be a speedrun, because no autistic trans girl has figured out how to jump backwards so fast that she breaks the speed of physics and becomes the queen of america

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